Who we are

We’re not here to sell you warm, fuzzy feelings or picture-perfect Hallmark moments. We create gifts with bite—hoodies, mugs, hats, tees, and cards that are sarcastic enough to sting and honest enough to actually be funny. If you’re looking for “Live, Laugh, Love,” you definitely took a wrong turn.

Our products aren’t about sugarcoating. They’re about saying the things you’re already thinking. Whether it’s telling Monday to shove it, reminding someone they’re aging poorly, or just letting the world know you ran out of patience three cups of coffee ago, we make bold statements you can wear, sip from, or hand over with a straight face. And yes—they’re just as good for giving as they are for keeping (because sometimes you buy the hoodie for yourself).

We believe the best stuff is the kind that makes people laugh, roll their eyes, and maybe question their life choices. That’s why everything we make is unapologetically sarcastic, brutally honest, and just a little reckless. Because let’s face it—therapy is expensive, but this hoodie? Not so much.

And if this all sounds like some carefully crafted origin story about passion and purpose… relax. None of it’s real. We just slap sarcasm on things so you can gift them, wear them, or use them as your personal attitude badge. That being said, give me your money!