please don’t Contact Us

Interested in working with us? Sure, go ahead and fill out your info. We might think about responding… maybe. We’re absolutely dying to hear from you. Just a heads-up: please, no brand deals (because obviously we don’t need more money or exposure), and under no circumstances will we ever, ever, ever work with ambassadors—because that’s exactly the dream we’re living for.

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