This glass cutting board that boldly says “I want a divorce” turns everyday food prep into a wildly unnecessary emotional announcement. Sleek, sturdy, and sharp in more ways than one, it is perfect for kitchens that thrive on dark humor, awkward silence, and guests who do not know where to look. Ideal as a gift for someone with commitment issues or a love for chaos, it protects your counters while absolutely destroying the vibe, because nothing spices a meal like slicing vegetables over a life changing statement.
• Tempered glass with a whorled-texture surface
• One size: 11″ × 15″ (27.9 cm × 38.1 cm)
• Four rubber dots for additional stability
• Scratch and cut-resistant
• Hand wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Glass surface may dull knives over time.
This glass cutting board that boldly says “I want a divorce” turns everyday food prep into a wildly unnecessary emotional announcement. Sleek, sturdy, and sharp in more ways than one, it is perfect for kitchens that thrive on dark humor, awkward silence, and guests who do not know where to look. Ideal as a gift for someone with commitment issues or a love for chaos, it protects your counters while absolutely destroying the vibe, because nothing spices a meal like slicing vegetables over a life changing statement.
• Tempered glass with a whorled-texture surface
• One size: 11″ × 15″ (27.9 cm × 38.1 cm)
• Four rubber dots for additional stability
• Scratch and cut-resistant
• Hand wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Glass surface may dull knives over time.
