“Not as good as my mom” Hand towel

$14.99
This hand towel that reads “Not as good as my mom” delivers a perfectly petty comparison every time someone dries their hands. Soft, functional, and quietly devastating, it belongs in bathrooms where compliments are rare and standards are impossible to meet. Ideal as a gift for people with strong maternal loyalty or a talent for low effort disrespect, this towel does its job while reminding everyone that they were never going to win anyway.

• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
This hand towel that reads “Not as good as my mom” delivers a perfectly petty comparison every time someone dries their hands. Soft, functional, and quietly devastating, it belongs in bathrooms where compliments are rare and standards are impossible to meet. Ideal as a gift for people with strong maternal loyalty or a talent for low effort disrespect, this towel does its job while reminding everyone that they were never going to win anyway.

• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.